An example of BAD cameltoe!

An example of BAD cameltoe!

Yeeks! Please help me unsee that!

The bus company’s door-to-door service soon failed!

The bus company's door-to-door service was a failure.

Picture of my Wife

Joke

The police came to my door last night holding a picture of the wife. They said “is this your wife, sir?” Shocked I answered “Yes.” They said “I’m sorry, sir, I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus”. I said “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”